Lovely! I’ll go and see how we can implement that…
Unless the powers that be accept loving oneself, I really doubt that’s going to…
Eugh…
I know it’s not your fault, Arkham, but this is slightly nauseating.

I’M SORRY…THIS FORM WAS NOT CREATED TO PLEASE IN ANYWAY. THIS IS SLIGHTLY AWKWARD…

And this is just too convenient.
(Source: askmeforariddle)
Anonymous asked: I just got the worst I-miss-Piper feelings. That ship wormed it's way into my heart and then shattered. Now there is feels-shrapnel everywhere and I had to become the shipping version of Ironman.
IF YOU MISS HARTLEY, THEN YOU SHOULD BOTHER HIM IN HIS OWN BLOG. WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE AND I’M SURE THAT HE IS OVER IT AS WELL.
…I’m afraid to impersonate Arkham.
AS YOU SHOULD BE, CHILD. I USUALLY WOULDN’T TAKE OFFENSE IF YOU DID, BUT WHILE IN THIS FORM I AM NOT THE MOST TOLERANT AMONG US.
Lizzy: I love all my daddies~!!
Lizzy: And you’re such a handsome beast too~~~
IT IS… REALLY KIND OF YOU TO TRY, CHILD.
I HOPE YOU DON’T EXPECT ME TO DANCE WITH YOU THOUGH.
nashton asked: Arkham? Oh crap... is there anything I can do to help?
I DON’T PLAN ON GOING BACK TO NORMAL SO SOON CHILD, SO NO THERE ISN’T. NOW IF I CAN HELP YOU WHILE IN THIS FORM, TELL ME.
I scoped out the place (It’s…messy, to say the very least, there’s probably a spider in my hair) and drew up some basic plans.
I’ve got an invitation list ready, too.
So, what do you think? Ready to get started?
THIS IS GOOD. VERY GOOD.
I WOULD CHECK THE HALL AGAIN, THOUGH. THERE IS A SECRET PASSAGE BEHIND ONE OF THOSE SCULPTURES. IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING TO USE IT IN OUR FAVOR. BUT WE CAN START TAKING CARE OF THE REST, IT IS PERFECT.
(Source: askmeforariddle)
Anonymous asked: *kisses to break the spell* <3
… IF I DO NOT ‘LOVE’ YOU AND/OR YOU DO NOT LOVE ME BACK, IT WON’T WORK. I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT THAT WITCH SAID.
marsthenerdyo asked: Hey. Hey. Hey Eddie. :I Don'tkillmefordoingthis.*Kiss* DID I BREAK IT :D
…I WILL BREAK EVERY SINGLE BONE OF YOUR BODY IF YOU TRY THAT AGAIN.

YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS KIND OF EVENT ONLY LASTS FOR A DAY OR SO. THIS CASTLE IS QUITE EMPTY, BY THE WAY. WE COULD BUILD THE LABYRINTH INSIDE, IF WE ARE NOT PLANNING TO “INVITE” TOO MANY PEOPLE AT ONCE.
YOU ARE FULL OF WONDERFUL IDEAS. AND SOME PEOPLE STILL WONDER WHY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE AMONG THE YOUNG ONES.
yurbledoodleburg asked: Aren't you fuzzy ubuububububuuuuuuuu
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