| ◥ Asked by Anonymous |  | Answer me this, dear Riddler, I go up and down and still stand my ground. What am I? |
… Seriously?
I stay away for a few weeks and come back to this kind of childish play? The answer is ‘stairs’, you idiot. Go bother Poison Ivy or someone else who might want to waste time killing you. |
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Pairing: ArkxPuzzlesxArkham
Rating: R
Summary: Kitchen sex, plan and simple. All the better to make sandwich puns.
…. Well then.
#what’s next? #Magic anons? #can a rouge get no respect around here?
Give it a week and you shall receive what you ask for.
(Source: ocelly)
| ◥ Asked by higgystar |  | True to form I'm on it in regards to the threesome fic. However, I thought the world might wish for the 2nd riddler orgy to be finished first. |
Trying to include the younger ones, I see… I have to admit however that I didn’t caught up to the ‘new’ Riddlers ever since I left, so I don’t know anything about them or if they are even worth my attention… I’m not even sure how many are now considered ‘family’. But that’s really up to you and your stories. I’m sure there are ton of readers waiting for them. |
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| ◥ Asked by Anonymous | | Have you seen the talk about a threesome involving you Puzzles and the new Riddler?? Don't you have anything to say??? |
….. ‘I’m free on Saturday’?
Really, if you still expect me to be impressed or even surprised by this then you might want to get your brain checked. In no time there will surely be homoerotic stories involving us so why don’t you just sit and wait for that? (I’m counting on you, Higgy.) |
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Yes, exactly. I’m here just to entertain you. This is all a huge joke.
I got back from an almost brain dead condition due to poisonous medication, slowly recovered from a brain washing treatment and killed half of Arkham’s staff. All of that for a joke.
I missed you as well, Puzzles.
I see the whole family is back from the dead. Might as well rise from my old dusted grave then, hahaha…
Well, my dear fans, you know how this works. Send me your little questions and you might get a proper answer.
Hello Jervis. It has been a while…
I am glad to hear about your engagement and about the soon to be marriage. Somehow, I wasn’t aware of either. You seem to be happy with your new life, and people say that this is enough. So congratulations.
I cannot give you any kind of confirmation of my presence, though. I have been spending most of my time searching for a doctor I can trust. Being… “cured” is damaging me in various ways. I’m feeling weak physically and my will to live is escaping through my fingers. If I’m sure that this is just a late side effect of the medication before the celebration, then I will surely be there. As a simple guest though.
Hope we can talk again soon. As friends.
I’m not currently under the influence of Scarecrow’s toxin, anonymous. To be honest, I’d rather stay away from anything related to the Arkham inmates for a while.
And the marks are from the shots I took in the asylum. I refused to swallow pills or anything that they gave me for some time, until I got used to the treatment, even though it had some weird… side effects.
